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"what do zombie cows eat? graaaaiiins!"
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"what is a zombies prefered mode of transport? traaaiiins"
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"what kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear? haaaanes"
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"zombie 1: "hey who's keys are those?" zombie2: "jaaaaanes""
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"i was walking by a zombie optompitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames"
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"my zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames"
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"i was downtown last week and was talking to a zombie who was in from out of town, i asked him what he was doing in town and he said he came here to watch the calgary flaaaaaaaames"
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"a zombie vistied this site and said it was laaaaaaame"
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"a zombie poop'd his pants and said "ah crap!""
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"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine"
anonymous submitted this |
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"A chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss""
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"A zombie string theory physicist once told me about braaaaaaaaaanes"
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"what did the zombie buy from the jewlery store? gold chaaaains!"
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"Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs? becasue he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!"
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"What did the zombie say to his new girlfriend on their first date? "Brains.""
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"A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up to see what had happened. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, let's get outta here, this party is dead."
stupidest joke ever submitted this |
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"the aaains jokes are funny, we need more."
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"What is a ZOMBIES favorite food? GRAaaaaaahghetti and meat balls."
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"What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist."
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"What does a zombie like to wear?
A Braincoat "
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"What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."
stolen from HCRealms submitted this |
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"how many zombies does it take to make a salad? one."
stubbs submitted this |
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"3 zombies were walkin down the road one says hey look a zomie and the other one say thats no zombie thats my MOTHER!!!!"
Skye Hewson submitted this |
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"Why cant a zombie have sex?
By the time hes ready theres not much to work on!"
Jamesthefirst submitted this |
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"What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers. "
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"Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers seperately."
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"Q: Why did the zombie cross the road? A: BRAINS.
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""my zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames"
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"A zombie walked into a library and screamed at the librarian "BRAAIIIINNNSS!!". The librarian replied in a hushed, yet irritated tone, "Sir, this is a library, you're going to have to be quiet" to which the zombie replied quietly "brains"."
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"Knock knock
Who's there?
Zombie!
Zombie who?
BRAAAAIIINSS!!"
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"Knock knock
Who's there?
The Interrupting Zombie!
The Interrupting Zom...
BRAAAIIINNSS!!"
Chitown submitted this |
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"Pilot zombies fly...PLAAANNEEESS!!"
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"There once was a zombie from kentucky he had a golden chicken cuz he thought he was cool"
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"the zombie weatherman said "todays mforcast will be raaaaaaiiin!!!"
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"They're coming to get you, Barbara!!!!!"
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"How do they smooth the ice for a zombie hockey rink? A Zomboni!"
jake submitted this |
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"What do zombies drink after a long day of eating brains? Zom-Beer!"
jake submitted this |
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"What did the zombie get when he went to the strip club? A Zomboner!"
jake submitted this |
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"what punk group do zomies not like? bad brains."
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"whats a zombies favourite sex position? doooogggggiiiiiieeeeestyyyyyyllleeee"
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"how can u tell she was a tired zombie? cause she was dead on her feet"
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"Then that same zombie boy shot the mummy, vampire, and were wolf. Then ate their braaaains with graaaaains, on a traaaaaaain, which he then proceeded to get on a plaaaaaane. How laaaaame."
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"BRAIIIIIIINSSSSS"
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"Superman wants Lois LAIIIINE"
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"What's the best kind of zombie? One with a 3-inch hole in it's head."
Nick submitted this |
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"A zombie walked into a bar...and it didn't faze him at all."
anonymous submitted this |
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"My Financial Zombie adviser advised me to claim all my capital gaaaaaiiiiinnnnnns"
konrad, calgary submitted this |
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"What did the zombie say after he ate 3 hot dogs and a hamburger? Stomach Paaaaaiiins!!"
I AM RETArded submitted this |
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"What's a zombie's favorite part of a lion? Maaaaaaaanes!"
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"What is a zombie's favorite band? Jaaaaaaanes Addiction"
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"What is a zombie's favorite dog? Great Daaaaaaaaanes!"
Scott in Owings Mills submitted this |
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"What is a zombie's favorite dog? Great Daaaaaaaaanes!"
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"What do zombie pyromaniacs crave? Flaaaaaaaaames!"
Scott in Owings Mills submitted this |
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"what does it take to become a zombie?
DEAD-ication!"
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"The only good zombie is an undead zombie."
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"what do zombie insurance men "live" for? Claiiiiiiiiiiims!"
Scott in Owings Mills submitted this |
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"What do zombie construction workers operate? Craaaaaaaanes!"
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"Why did the zombie take alka seltzer? Stomach Paiiiiiiiines!"
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"Where do zombie addicts like to shoot heroin? Veiiiiiiiiiins!"
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"What is a zombie's favorite cable access show? Wayyyyyyyynes World"
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"Where do zombies like to vacation in Europe? Spaiiiiiiiiin!"
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"Why did the zombie take his shirt to the dry cleaners? Staiiiiiiiiiins!"
anonymous submitted this |
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"Why couldn't the zombie participate in the soccer match? Spraiiiiiiins!"
Scott in Owings Mills submitted this |
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"What are zombie plumbers good with? Draiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!"
Scott in Owings Mills submitted this |
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"Who is a zombies favourite magician? David Blaaaaaaaine!"
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"What else is part of a zombies complete breakfast? Graaaaaaains!"
Rytalin submitted this |
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"What do geriatric zombies use to help them walk? Caaaaaaaaanes!"
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